Got some serious bridesmaids jelousy going on. I want the job, not just the title.

Sorry I’ve been AWOL, my laptop’s been throwing fits and it’s a bit unusable :(

iSleepy

Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.

Reblog if you can’t cuddle with your boyfriend tonight because he’s on tour.

I’m struggling